Interesting things that have recently happened to me:

1: I watched Transformers II Revenge of the Fallen and it burned my eyes out! According to my friend Paul it is "The most glorious piece of crap to ever be made into a movie." Unlike me, he liked it. He stated that it had the perfect ratio of girls, weapons, destruction, heavy metal, and a decent soundtrack. I think that I was personally sick of Megan Fox after the first 15 minutes of the movie. I don't think that there was a single scene where they don't over exaggerate her sex appeal or have a guy touching her. Then there was this awesome scene with Mega Tron standing on top of a bridge and he's acting like the total bad-ass that he is. He attempts to be violent by knocking things over, but the only thing in reach is this wimpy flagpole. So he knocks it down by flicking it with his massive machine arm. Priceless! I couldn't stop laughing.

2: My brother Alex and I got a jet ski. We live on a lake and it is always nice to have our hands on a new water toy. Unfortunately my excitement didn't last for long. We drove it for an hour the day we got it, and then went to take it out the next afternoon and it wouldn't run. It had bad gas in the tank so we had to siphon it all out and then we had to go through this entire ordeal of learning how the choke worked so that we could get the good fuel going through the engine. Even after we did all of this it refuses to go any faster than a coasting speed. So now we have to flush the carborator out. Greeeaaaaatttt.

3: I watched all five of my cats get into a fight with a stray cat last night. Yes, that's right, I have five cats. It was like watching a gang shooting. All five of them surrounded this ugly gray beast of a thing and attacked. All you heard were these screaming cat noises coming from this large moving pile of fur that was rolling down the stairs from our upper deck and into the back yard. My brother and I were sitting out by our fire pit with a few friends when this was happening and everyone's instinct was to run after the cats to watch. Kinda like how fights were in high school. When someone started hitting someone else, everyone swarmed trying to get a good view, like it was a show. THEY'RE CATS PEOPLE!!! Finally my brother managed to chase off the big ugly stray, and my cats were all put inside the house for the night.

4: I spent this afternoon with my friends Rachel and Nick. Rachel just got her wisdom teeth pulled yesterday, and today we went over to keep her company for a while. She's taking some pretty heavy pain killers and was in a funny state. We decided that we would take her on a journey to get milkshakes, because those make everyone feel better. Rachel was quite loopy and while we were driving she kept pointing to random things on the side of the road. At one point she said look at all the pretty cows...I laughed because all I could see were hay stacks piled in a field...but I suppose there could have been cows around somewhere. We decided to go to Wendy's to get frosties. Rachel, wanting to get some sustenance into her food deprived body, ordered some french fries. We sat down at a table and she looked at her fries trying to think of a way to get them into her stomach. So she came up with the genius term of "squirreling your food." She takes a single french fry and nibbles it with her two front teeth until it is nothing but mush, so that she can swollow it without hurting her stiched up face. I couldn't help but laugh at this. To top it all off, when we got back into the car, Nick, who was driving, takes a comunist Chinese army hat, that one of our friends bought for him in China, and puts it onto his head. We drove all the way back with Nick looking like the hororable chauffeur of Chairman Mao.

So there are my interesting happenings over the past couple of days.

Me, writing a blog! Ha! Due to my recent lack of "stuff" to occupy myself with...I might as well write about EVERYTHING and ANYTHING happening in my life for all of you good people, to see, and quite possibly make fun of, on your boring days of work while you're chillin' at your computer.